the first of our two finalists is the evil colossal squid. who is this strange creature that has descended from the depths of the ocean to take on such a wide variety of foes? he is lethal and deadly.
entering is this squid. his name is harry. or at least that is the name he gave to us, he said he didn't wish to reveal his true self so we are respecting his wishes and calling him harry. according to him he feels that us humans have been trying to find him and his "people" for years since the beginning of the 80's after his younger sister who was quite undeveloped was found by the Soviets. he said he rued the day those Soviets took her and vowed vengeance upon them. when told that the Soviet Union had been disbanded he said "well, i hope they are happy. they have been spared the wrath of [his real name was here]. my tentacles will one day wrap around their new named country and they shall perish!!!"
harry came from a large family of squid of which included his premature sister and two older brothers. although he said he had more than that but those have passed on. his mother was captured by a company known as the Sanford Fishing Company. when he found out the name of our cohost his eyes got big and he began to attempt to attack us. it was believed that his father was taken instead.
harry's motives are quite obvious, revenge on the human kind, since many of his bretheren are generally the prey of many creatures in the arctic [usually the youngsters] they admit that sperm whales have always been a thorn in his side. he told me he tossled with the tunnel whales several times [the tunnel whales being a gang that he has encountered many times.]
harry is happily married with four little baby squids.
THE WEIGH IN!!!
Length: 14 meters! (49 ft)
Weight: 495 kg (1,091 lbs)
other tidbits: eyes are freaking huge, they are almost 20 inches wide!!! many many tentacles (8) with hooks! scary!
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