Wednesday, April 29, 2009

THE FINAL FOUR

so i just got done with my finals, it was fun, it was ok tbh and you know what i passed with flying colors would like to thank andrew palamara from the ralph flavin show for doing the reading on my kick ass final project which helped me pass the class, bc i can bomb the final now but i dont think i did that. heh

so our final show of the semester went down real well actually last nite. i wasn't taking it all to srsly but hey it was time for finals and who needs to be so serious all the time when it comes down to that!!! but all in all we had lots of fun and thank all of our listeners for helping us put a good product out there, we'll keep you updated on our activities over the summer and when we find out when we are on again you will be the first to find out.

we are designing t-shirts for the show that we might just give out over the air. on the shirt it will have our new mascot the narwhal with our logo and slogan, i hope tim gets it done this time lol

anyway we are down to the final four competitors.

the dark lord voldemort v leon kennedy --> dark lord voldemort
brobee v gandalf the grey/white --> brobee

drebin v thor --> thor
gump v wesker --> gump

so there you have it

Voldemort v Brobee
and
Forrest Gump v Thor

as our final four be sure to vote on the poll

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

the spring comes to a close

here you go ladies and gents its the end of the school year and i am here to bring you some awesome music one last time for the semester. don't you guys cry we will be back in teh fall. trust me i always come back. so this summer might hold lots of promise concert wise for real, def. seeing the decemberists with tim and his sis and maybe a few others, ill keep you guys posted. keep your eyes out for album reviews and other stuff like a review or ran on the new wolverine movie

1. The Lonely Island: I'm On A Boat
2. Lavender Diamond: Oh No!
3. Death Cab For Cutie: Soul Meets Body
4. The All-Time Quarterback: Plans Get Complex
5. Joshua Radin: Brand New Day
6. Bright Eyes: At The Bottom of Everything
7. The Shins: Know Your Onion
8. The Kooks: Shine On
9. Phoenix: Napoleon Says
10. Pela: Waiting on the Stairs
11. Kings of Leon: Use Somebody
12. Tokyo Police Club: Graves
13. The Shins: Pink Bullets
14. Rilo Kiley: Does He Love You?
15. Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band: Nikorette
16. The Decemberists: O Valencia!
17. My Brightest Diamond: Dragonfly
18. Radiohead: The Bends
19. Ben Folds: Still Fighting It
20. The Shins: Young Pilgrims
21. The Lonely Island: Natalie's Rap
22. Lemon Demon: The Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny


round 2

voldemort v sarlaac pit --> voldemort
brobee v spike --> brobee
gandalf v agent smith --> gandalf
leon kennedy v professor chaos --> kennedy

galactus v drebin --> drebin
gump v flapjack --> gump
wesker v jesus --> wesker
zeus v thor --> thor

Thursday, April 23, 2009

the battle wages on


here it goes, round 1 official

voldemort v manbearpig --> winner voldemort
the silver surfer v the sarlaac pit --> winner sarlaac pit
john talban v brobee --> winner brobee
snarf v spike spiegel --> winner spike
harry potter v gandalf --> winner gandalf
huntress v agent smith --> winner agent smith
bender bending rodriguez v leon kennedy --> winner leon kennedy
professor chaos v dora the explorer --> winner chaos

galactus v wolverine --> winner galactus
frank drebin v mr satan --> winner frank drebin
forrest gump v homer simpson --> winner gump
flapjack v kai-lan --> winner flapjack
megaman v albert wesker --> winner wesker
jesus v canti --> winner the christ
dr pancake nips v zeus --> winner zeus
thor v the terminator --> winner thor

stay tuned for more info!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

the end of an era?

this is the last official show of the semester...but oh well we'll see what happens

1. The Flaming Lips: Fight Test
2. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs: Rich
3. Bright Eyes: Something Vague
4. Citizen Cope: Sideways
5. The Boy Least Likely To: The Boy With Two Hearts
6. The Shins: Saint Simon (Live)
7. As Tall As Lions: Stab City
8. Neko Case: This Tornado Loves You
9. Laura Marling: Ghosts
10. St. Vincent: Actor Out Of Work
11. Ben Folds: The Ascent of Stan
12. Art Brut: Alcoholics Unanimous
13. The New Pornographers: From Blown Speakers
14. Jaymay: Sycamore Down
15. Tokyo Police Club: The Harrowing Adventures Of...
16. Super Furry Animals: Show Your Hand
17. Bat For Lashes: What's A Girl To Do
18. Morrissey: Jack the Ripper
19. Death Cab For Cutie: What Sarah Said
20. The Bird and the Bee: Baby
21. Los Campensinos!: You! Me! Dancing

so we will be here on sunday again from 12-2 and 4-6 covering the block party and then again on tuesday for the final task!

see yall around

the unofficial season finale

well folks its been a great semester and today is pretty much the final show of the semester besides i am debating about doing one next week with finals and a hectic week in store, but ill try to make it happen

so what do we have tonite, to be honest i am not sure i forget, i have been busy with so much stuff going on that i threw it together

the narwhal is our winner and new mascot for our show now in the future. i am thinking of another contest to this extent since we got so much positive response to the last contest.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Champion and the Longest Show Ever

we are in it for the long haul today mates, make sure you are tuning in today to find out what epic animal wins this epic battle. ill try to keep up with the track listing and ill do it by hour, ill talk to the doctor about getting the log for it since recording it and converting it to mp3 would take years [not rly but a long time]

Hour 1

1. Jack's Mannequin: The Resolution
2. Anna Nalick: Breathe (2 AM)
3. Wolfmother: Woman
4. Weezer: Pork and Beans
5. Electric Six: DANGER! High Voltage
6. blink 182: All The Small Things
7. Augustana: Boston
8. Coheed and Cambria: The Suffering
9. Feist: 1-2-3-4
10. Ben Lee: Catch My Disease
11. Keane: Somewhere Only We Know
12. The Weakerthans: Aside
13. Tokyo Police Club: Nursery, Academy
14. The Lonely Island: Like A Boss

Hour 2

1. They Might Be Giants: Particle Man
2. The Flaming Lips: She Don't Use Jelly
3. David Bowie: Magic Dance
4. Depeche Mode: Personal Jesus
5. Jimmy Eat World: Bleed American
6. Kings of Leon: Use Somebody
7. MGMT: Kids
8. Ben Folds: Rocking The Suburbs (Over The Hedge Remix)
9. The Shins: New Slang
10. Alanis Morissette: Ironic
11. Blur: Beetlebum

Hour 3

1. They Might Be Giants: Doctor Worm
2. 3OH!3: Don't Trust Me
3. LCD Soundsystem: Daft Punk Is Playing At My House
4. The White Stripes: Icky Thump
5. John Mayer: Waiting on the World To Change
6. Louis XIV: Finding out true Love Is Blind
7. The Ting Tings: That's Not My Name
8. The Who: Pinball Wizard
9. Weezer: Hash Pipe
10. The Killers: Human
11. We Are Scientists: This Scene Is Dead
12. Bat For Lashes: Trophy


Hour 4
1. Lemon Demon: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
2. Flobots: Handlebars
3. Motion City Soundtrack: This Is For Real
4. Cake: The Distance
5. The Cure: Just Like Heaven
6. Art Brut: DC Comics and Chocolate Milkshakes
7. The Fray: You Found Me
8. Franz Ferdinand: This Fire
9. Death Cab For Cutie: The Sound of Settling
10. The White Stripes: My Doorbell
11. TV On The Radio: Golden Age

Hour 5
1. blink 182: The Party Song
2. Coldplay: Viva La Vida
3. Vampire Weekend: A-Punk
4. Jimmy Eat World: Sweetness
5. The Shins: Pink Bullets
6. Weezer: Buddy Holly
7. Beck: Loser
8. Tokyo Police Club: Your English Is Good
9. The Bird and the Bee: Love Letter To Japan
10. The Decemberists: The Mariner's Revenge Song
this was a fun five hours, it was long, it was arduous, it was daunting, it was tiring. but most of all it was fun. we pleased people in a sexual way with the music and maybe we pissed them off who knows. the narwhal keeps staying strong as it triumphs over evil and a squid.



SPORTS

Thursday, April 16, 2009

NARWHAL


this is the narwhal. he is ferocious. he is fierce. he is cuddly? well i met with our pal the narwhal and i gathered quite a lot from him. shall we digress?

so upon discussion this fella happens to be the king of the narwhals. how can a normal ordinary squid overcome the KING OF NARWHALS!!!>????

he chose not to reveal his true name so we call him bill. bill was born unique, 2 HORNS not one but 2!!!! but not only that but he gathered all the narwhals in the arctic and created an inuit rebellion. bill said that he has seen many a friend or family member be hunted down by these horrible beings and he said to me and his companions that together they must stand strong against them and out smart therm. to this day it seems to be quite effective.

bill was chosen to be the leader also because of his strange mutation of having two exceedingly long tusks. its a rare trait he said but its also a real positive thing to have. he chuckled as he mentioned all the females that stalked him in narwhal academy. to this day though he has stayed with only one narwhal, the only female narwhal to ever have a tusk. he says she is truly a queen amongst the sea.

he has three little calves all of whom look up to him as a positive role model. some of his hobbies include deep sea diving, and by deep sea diving i mean 4000 ft for a decent period of time many times per day (i think he said almost 20 times for about half an hour each time) he admitted that sometimes he likes to show off his majestic tusks to other males but that is when they question his dominance. he told me with a rather kind soft spoken voice that he is partaking in this because he wants people to know of the narwhal, that they are strong and proud beings and that they should have your respect and should not be hunted. his hopes are for a brighter future for narwhals everywhere

TIME FOR WEIGH IN!!

LENGTH: 26 feet, 10 foot long tusks and 16 ft long body (9 meters)
WEIGHT: 1,600 kg (3500 lbs)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Colossal Squid


the first of our two finalists is the evil colossal squid. who is this strange creature that has descended from the depths of the ocean to take on such a wide variety of foes? he is lethal and deadly.

entering is this squid. his name is harry. or at least that is the name he gave to us, he said he didn't wish to reveal his true self so we are respecting his wishes and calling him harry. according to him he feels that us humans have been trying to find him and his "people" for years since the beginning of the 80's after his younger sister who was quite undeveloped was found by the Soviets. he said he rued the day those Soviets took her and vowed vengeance upon them. when told that the Soviet Union had been disbanded he said "well, i hope they are happy. they have been spared the wrath of [his real name was here]. my tentacles will one day wrap around their new named country and they shall perish!!!"

harry came from a large family of squid of which included his premature sister and two older brothers. although he said he had more than that but those have passed on. his mother was captured by a company known as the Sanford Fishing Company. when he found out the name of our cohost his eyes got big and he began to attempt to attack us. it was believed that his father was taken instead.

harry's motives are quite obvious, revenge on the human kind, since many of his bretheren are generally the prey of many creatures in the arctic [usually the youngsters] they admit that sperm whales have always been a thorn in his side. he told me he tossled with the tunnel whales several times [the tunnel whales being a gang that he has encountered many times.]

harry is happily married with four little baby squids.

THE WEIGH IN!!!

Length: 14 meters! (49 ft)
Weight: 495 kg (1,091 lbs)

other tidbits: eyes are freaking huge, they are almost 20 inches wide!!! many many tentacles (8) with hooks! scary!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

MORE ANIMALS

our love for animals has led us to do the illegal thing...animal fighting. greg hafer seems so intent on his squid defeating all but oh well we shall find out...here is our set list

1. Arcade Fire: Keep The Car Running
2. Ben Folds: Fred Jones Part 2
3. The Thermals: I Might Need You To Kill
4. MGMT: Kids
5. Yeah Yeah Yeahs: Gold Lion
6. Beck: Ghettochip Malfunction (Hell Yes)
7. Rilo Kiley: Frug
8. The Weakerthans: Aside
9. Bright Eyes: A Calendar Hung Itself
10. Phoenix: Rally
11. The Flaming Lips: Ego Tripping At The Gates of Hell
12. Los Campesinos! Broken Heartbeats Sound Like Breakbeats
13. Coheed and Cambria: A Favor House Atlantic
14. Blitzen Trapper: Sleepy Time In The Western World
15. Belle and Sebastian: Judy and the Dream of Horses
16. The Magic Numbers: Undecided
17. Bat for Lashes: Daniel
18. Death Cab For Cutie: Why'd You Want To Live Here
19. The Decemberists: The Sporting Life
20. Gorillaz: Kids With Guns


it was a good show make sure you listen on saturday for the finals











Round Three:

Narwhal vs Liger --> Narwhal
Colossal Squid vs Northosaurus --> Colossal Squid

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

How Much Do We Love Animals? THIS MUCH

here at kyle and tim we truly feel that animals are awesome and deserve some recognition so what other than an entire show dedicated to animals. but since we cant just play the sounds of animals in general for you we have decided on a runner up idea. yeah i know you guys just don't like it when we come up with a runner up idea but here it is, indie rock bands love using animal references in their names so that means we have a show concept! oh boy i hope you guys enjoy this as much as me



1. Porcupine Tree: Trains
2. The Mountain Goats: The Fall of the Star Running Back
3. The Eels: Susan's House
4. Gregory and the Hawk: Avalanche! Oh Avalanche!
5. Sea Wolf: You're a Wolf
6. Sharks Keep Moving: All Out Of..
7. Dinosaur Jr: Feel The Pain
8. Band of Horses: Our Swords
9. Fleet Foxes: White Winter Hymnal
10. Arctic Monkeys: Flourescent Adolescent
11. Super Furry Animals: Run Away
12. The Unicorns: Jellybones
13. Noah and the Whale: 2 Atoms in a Molecule
14. Modest Mouse: Never Ending Math Equation
15. The Dodos: Red and Purple
16. Dinosaur Jr.: I Don't Wanna Go There
17. Minus the Bear: Women We Haven't Met Yet
18. Grizzly Bear: Deep Sea Diver
19. Bear Vs Shark: The Great Dinosaurs With Fifties Section
20. Phoenix: Lisztomania
21. The Bird and the Bee: Ray Gun





Our Contest:

In honor of March Madness

Round 1

Colossal Squid vs Tiger --> Colossal Squid
Snow Leopard vs Gorilla --> Gorilla
Northosaurus vs Peacock --> Northosaurus
Narwhal vs Cougar --> Narwhal
Liger vs Red Panda --> Liger
Seagull vs Emu --> Emu
Raptor vs Otter --> Raptor
Naked Mole Rat vs Jaguar --> Jaguar



Round 2 Match Ups


Emu vs Colossal Squid
Jaguar vs Liger
Gorilla vs Narwhal
Northosaurus vs Raptor

see what we pick later

Special Episode!

well folks i would like to let you guys know that there will be a special episode of Kyle and Tim Epic Show. and i am not talking about this week's INDIE ROCKERS LOVE ANIMALS show but i am talking about a show that isn't on a tuesday night! thats right folks we are bringing Kutztown University's Bear Fest to you live on Saturday April 18th from 11 am to 4 pm. Stick around with myself and tim for five hours of epic, it will be like watching a marathon of some television program that makes you rot your brain but you just cant stop because it's addictive like a drug. so now here comes the fun part, five hours of music planning!!!! we'll see what happens

also folks you can win a copy of kyle and tim epic mix volume one tonight on our show, make sure you listen guys

talk to you all later

Friday, April 3, 2009

Kyle and Tim Epic Mix: Superb Job Volume 1


alright fellas and dames, i just mapped out the entire mix for volume 1 of which our winners for the hair game, Andrew Palamara (April Fool's Day) and Andy Speckhardt (same as when he cut his) will receive a copy of this amazing mix cd that chronicles some of the most played songs on KTES:SJ or just songs that i went through on itunes and plopped in there!

so how can you get a hold of a copy yourself? well as i said several times in previous posts tune in this tuesday at 10 pm on 88.3 fm/1670 am or Kur.Kutztown.edu and you can hear our epic plans for world music domination! we are the reason why musicians record music still if you can feel it give me an amen!!!!!


so tune in, here is just a short list of the bands we have

Gregory and the Hawk
Super Furry Animals
Fleet Foxes
Grizzly Bear

Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Hair Game Hath Ended

the game is over...and our winner is Andrew Palamara

thats right that snazzy mother fucker won...and his prize aside from our love and adoration and bragging rights?


A COPY OF KYLE AND TIM EPIC MIX VOLUME 1!!!!
SUPERB JOB!!!

Call Me A Liar/INDIE ROCKERS LOVE ANIMALS

yeah i made a mistake on the show this week, i didnt play the new depeche mode like i said i would =( wow do i feel like an idiot! lol.

we stated a few times this past week that we would be playing an all animal show this coming week. WTF does that mean? hmmm well the thing is that INDIE ROCKERS LOVE ANIMALS and a lot of their names have animal names in them. so this coming week we have almost thirty songs lined up, most of them wont get played bc i know me and tim and that is going to happen.

now our playlist is exceedingly unique and special so tune in


also at somepoint during the show we will be giving away the mix...Kyle and Tim Epic Mix: Superb Job Volume 1, i haven't picked out this mix quite yet tbh but we will have a copy to give away, dont worry if you dont win because there will be other oppurtunities so make sure you listen more than just next week!