NARWHAL

this is the narwhal. he is ferocious. he is fierce. he is cuddly? well i met with our pal the narwhal and i gathered quite a lot from him. shall we digress?

so upon discussion this fella happens to be the king of the narwhals. how can a normal ordinary squid overcome the KING OF NARWHALS!!!>????

he chose not to reveal his true name so we call him bill. bill was born unique, 2 HORNS not one but 2!!!! but not only that but he gathered all the narwhals in the arctic and created an inuit rebellion. bill said that he has seen many a friend or family member be hunted down by these horrible beings and he said to me and his companions that together they must stand strong against them and out smart therm. to this day it seems to be quite effective.

bill was chosen to be the leader also because of his strange mutation of having two exceedingly long tusks. its a rare trait he said but its also a real positive thing to have. he chuckled as he mentioned all the females that stalked him in narwhal academy. to this day though he has stayed with only one narwhal, the only female narwhal to ever have a tusk. he says she is truly a queen amongst the sea.

he has three little calves all of whom look up to him as a positive role model. some of his hobbies include deep sea diving, and by deep sea diving i mean 4000 ft for a decent period of time many times per day (i think he said almost 20 times for about half an hour each time) he admitted that sometimes he likes to show off his majestic tusks to other males but that is when they question his dominance. he told me with a rather kind soft spoken voice that he is partaking in this because he wants people to know of the narwhal, that they are strong and proud beings and that they should have your respect and should not be hunted. his hopes are for a brighter future for narwhals everywhere

TIME FOR WEIGH IN!!

LENGTH: 26 feet, 10 foot long tusks and 16 ft long body (9 meters)
WEIGHT: 1,600 kg (3500 lbs)